I am not kidding when I say that I will be glad when the Presidential elections are over. It is stressing me out. It makes me dislike my friends. It makes me think that otherwise intelligent human beings don’t have the common sense God gave a hammock. It makes me say hurtful things like the last sentence. It makes me want to delete my Facebook. It makes me angry and more likely to jump on other things that aggravate me (looking at you religion). It makes me sad for the country as a whole. Please hurry up and get here election. So we can get back to uniformly doing our damnedest to end up like Greece. And please if Romney pulls the miracle of the century and wins, please don’t let me become a parrot repeating “I told you so, I told you so, I told you so” over the next four years. I ask all this, here at the altar of our political Gods, in the name of the messiah Ronald Reagan, forever and ever…Amen.
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